Tuesday, November 10, 2020

A Day In The Life Of A Dime, News Report Callisto 11/9/20

Interviewer: So, how is life as a dime?
Dime: Well, I'm no longer a dime of course! I was.. somehow turned into this creature with two things that go back and forth!
Interviewer: Interesting. You just knew the english language?
Dime: What language?
Interviewer: Nothing. Please, tell us your life when you were a dime.
Dime: People would babble in front of me a lot.
Interviewer: How do you have so much vocabulary when you were a dime before?
Dime: I guess after all the years I've seen enough to be capable of actual sentences.
Interviewer: Makes sense.
Dime: Aha... yeah... why are you speaking to me? Maybe I should go now..
Interviewer: Ah! Wait... who is the richest person you've been in the hands of.
Dime: How should I know their names...?
Interviewer: Is talking great?
Dime: Uhm. I guess....


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Yes ✔ - 3 weeks ago
D I M E
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ko ✔ - 1 month ago
The dime didn't get to experience enough life to love it 😔
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Brady Showorth (edited) - 2 months ago

I got more likes than two verified peeps and you'll never know why.
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NotALikeBeggar (edited) - 3 months ago

F in Chat! Pay respects
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