Sense of Humor (Disclaimer: All of my blog stories are fake.)

     I’m smart, not smart. Smart, not smart. Smart, not smart. I’m smart, not smart— “Natalie, come down for breakfast— the early call of my mother as I try to bundle myself in some joy, guess I’m not smart, I mean, I ended on ‘not smart’. Instead of telling my mom a simple “I’m coming,” I play it  the hard way, I don’t answer but, I come down very very slowly at one step each two seconds.”Natalie!” I go even slower... “NATALIE!!!,” I come even slower. “NATALIE ARE YOU SLEEPING OR PLAYING ON YOUR TABLET?” Truth is I’m not doing either of those things. I go slower, I hear my mom’s steps going up the stairs, as I am only on the seventh stair. I flick my brown golden hair to the front my face, and make myself look like I was very sleepy so I was going very slow and to weak to answer. I say in my most tired fake voice possible: “oh.. hey mom.. I heard you.. but it...was.. hard to answer and I was... c-coming but... I guess... you... couldn’t h-hear..” “Oh, honey.. it’s okay, sorry for shouting.”  Now, you’re probably wondering. Why would this girl waste this much time to pretend? Well, it’s because I’m an attention seeker, I like to admit it myself cause that’s how I get attention.
        Funny, or not, funny or not, funny or not, funny or not, funny— “Natalie, time for lunch.” “Coming!”

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Boba Milk Tea

      Ever craving... a delicious food... or drink? Well... let me let you in on a great... delicious... mouth craving (okay not really) Drink! It's Boba Milk tea! So basically, are you BIG on caffeine? Then, this may be perfect for you! So... Basically, it's milk tea and you have boba in it, as you suck on the straw they come in. Well, I know most of yall already know what it is... but... yeah! BYE

Learn To Swim (Requested By My Dad)

Learn To Swim:
First of all, today we are going to learn backstroke, doggy paddle, freestyle, and just.. floating.
FIRST: Basics of doggy paddle: Stay in the water like you are standing up and kick against the water and motion your hands back in forth, there you have it, doggy paddle!
SECOND: Basics of floating: lay in the water like you are sleeping with your face torwards the sky.
THIRD: Basics of backstroke: try floating (look at steps before) but this time kick your legs, and motion you hands from the water into the sky and back down so that you know if you are about to bump into something, you feel it!
FOURTH: Basics of Freestyle: If you are in a pool, put your feet pushing against the wall, with your hands in a triangle shape in front of your face, (make sure to have goggles on, if you don’t it’s okay, just try to look straight) kick back against the wall and kick through the water and if you need to breath put one hands floating on top of the water with the other hand up in the air kind of curved with your head on the side breathing, try to alternate the sides you breath on and when you are not breathing and are underwater try to keep you hands in a triangle shape just right in front of you like you started.

These are the basics of swimming! You might need to know them, they are four simple things you can learn right now!

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