Genre: FICTION
One to five thousand years ago, melons were crawling over the earth.
They did not know how to FLY. They jumped, they still wouldn't start flying. They wanted to fly in case there was a dangerous creature that could jump high so they could fly higher!
Each year, humans would visit the crawling melons.
One year, a child said "These melons are cool crawling but, I wish they could fly!" When the child said that the melons all looked at each other with sad, desperate, and feeling unappreciated looks. After that, the melons kept crawling. They all crawled to the biggest melon but, instead they all saw the bright, green, and biggest melon rolled down the mountain and said, "Mooks mike me mould make m misit mo mhe mountains." TRANSLATION: Looks like we should take a visit to the mountains. **Melons start words with m's.** The melons left the museum of crawling melons when all the people were gone. Anyways, the melons were packing.
There were 5 more hours until the museum of crawling melons closed. They packed, they were in a hurry. The humans were actually interested. On the first hour, the brightest, greenest, biggest melon said "Murry mp!" **TRANSLATION: Hurry up!**
Then, after that they heard a loud 'BOOM!' all the melons started talking. **WHY DO THE MELONS START TALKING?**
MELON JOKES 🍈🍉
Q: What is a melon's favorite holiday?
A: Christmas, 'cause it's red and green!
Q: Why do watermelons have black seeds?
A: Because the watermelons also like black and dotted themselves with black.
Q: What is a watermelon's favorite liquid?
A: Water! Ha-ha.. Get it?
Q: What time do watermelons sleep?
A: Wone-O-Clock!
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