On the way, in the 5,988th step:
POP!
A flower poked out. It started to talk?! "Hi, my name is Orchid and I'm a flo--" "MAHHHHHHH!" All the melons shouted
**Translation: "AHHHHHH!" **
The melons were scared that a flower could talk. It all made sense when they all thought : Wait! We are all melons! And It's surprising that we can talk!
"Mi, mice mo meet mou Morchid!" The melons said. **Translation: Hi nice to meet you Orchid!"** "Oh! Hi why did you shout?" Orchid said. The melons shrugged and grinned at eachother. The orchid was so shiny blue.
Back at the Museum:
"Everyone stay quiet!" Said the manager. The room stood quiet. "Yeah! I'm sure we will find a solution to this!" Said the Manager's wife. "I wonder if when I said I wanted them to fly not crawl they left." Said the kid that wanted them to fly, "but, now I notice I don't care if they can fly or crawl." Everyone smiled at the kid to know so much.
After all that smiling there was a sudden BOOM! It was the same one that the melons heard!
Melon Jokes! γ
HEY EVERYONE IT'S TIME TO MELON OUT YOUR WATER
Q: What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe?
A: I can't lose all my water let's stick our waters together!
A short melon STORY COMIC
I'm the amazing melon
π and I never give up! π₯HEY EVERYONE IT'S THAT WEIRDO MELON DUDE WHO BELIEVES HE CAN DO EVERYTHING!
πBut I can! If I try! π² He can Fire! Stop picking
on people!
π I agree with soup.
π I agree with soup, too! π So do I!
π² SEE? Fire? π₯ FINE! Then can you make magic?
washed out
π Shoots out ---㊌ π₯ UNBELIEVABLE!
MORAL: Never pick on people just if they say something.
Tuesday, February 27, 2018
Wednesday, February 21, 2018
Melons Flying **#3!**
"Greetings Melons," the mountains said. "Meetings!" The melons all shouted. **TRANSLATION: "Greetings!"** "And why have you came to visit us?'' The mountains said in a deep voice. "Me mant mo me mable mo mly!" The melons said then, they explained how they got the idea of flying and why they wanted to fly. **TRANSLATION: "We want to be able to fly!"** "Okay but, you will have to do everything on this list to be able to fly." The mountains said.
(IN ONE DAY)
1. Crawl 28,090 steps (Minimum is either 5 less than the number or 5 more than the number) When you are down with the steps show the pad to me.
2. Make a potion. (INGREDIENTS: carrots dipped into the world's spiciest food and mix it up with sauce (1 teaspoon dipped in), apple sauce with banana and orange peel in it, and mint in nutella. Bring the potion and I will drink it.
3. Gather rainbow leftovers and bring it to me (5 bowls).
So, the melons put the list on their back and headed back for the museum which would be 7,008 steps. The melons traveled as if they were on a VERY important mission.
MELON JOKES
Q: Do you know what melon makes melons watery?
A: A watermelon!
(IN ONE DAY)
1. Crawl 28,090 steps (Minimum is either 5 less than the number or 5 more than the number) When you are down with the steps show the pad to me.
2. Make a potion. (INGREDIENTS: carrots dipped into the world's spiciest food and mix it up with sauce (1 teaspoon dipped in), apple sauce with banana and orange peel in it, and mint in nutella. Bring the potion and I will drink it.
3. Gather rainbow leftovers and bring it to me (5 bowls).
So, the melons put the list on their back and headed back for the museum which would be 7,008 steps. The melons traveled as if they were on a VERY important mission.
MELON JOKES
Q: Do you know what melon makes melons watery?
A: A watermelon!
Tuesday, February 20, 2018
An Adventure Of MYSTERY **New Series!**
"TAKING BOOKS BACK TO THEIR PLACE ISN'T SO HARD!" The emperor shouted at two of his servants. "We are so so sorry emperor!" They both said, "NOW GO QUICK OR ELSE I'LL THROW YOU TWO IN THE DUMPSTER LIKE I DID TO THE ONES EARLIER!" The emperor shouted into their ears and then he laughed the moment they left to get some books.
The emperor leaned back to relax all of a sudden there was a 'farting' noise. The servants who were getting books heard the sound and they were laughing. "WHO DID THAT?" Asked the emperor. The room was quiet. No one wanted to get thrown in the dumpster. You might not know but, the emperor hates practical jokes. That's why anyone who lives where the emperor lives cannot makes jokes at any times because the emperor hears even the quietest laughs. He even hears the joke. It's ALWAYS about him.
You might be able to see that the two servants going to get books played the prank on him because they knew he always leans back.
The emperor leaned back to relax all of a sudden there was a 'farting' noise. The servants who were getting books heard the sound and they were laughing. "WHO DID THAT?" Asked the emperor. The room was quiet. No one wanted to get thrown in the dumpster. You might not know but, the emperor hates practical jokes. That's why anyone who lives where the emperor lives cannot makes jokes at any times because the emperor hears even the quietest laughs. He even hears the joke. It's ALWAYS about him.
You might be able to see that the two servants going to get books played the prank on him because they knew he always leans back.
Monday, February 19, 2018
Melons Flying **#2!**
There was a hustle. "Mounds mike m mannon!" Said the biggest, brightest, green melon. **TRANSLATION: Sounds like a cannon!"**"MANNON!?" all the melons said, they started to panic. **TRANSLATION:
"CANNON!?"**
Everymelon creeped through the dark with their quietest crawling footprints. The melons were arranged in a line from first to last. The first melon took a slurp from its back for some water. Then, they went on. They walked through oceans, villages, and even caves.
There were 2 more hours of they day left. After those two hours, people started visiting the museum but, There were no melons to be seen. Then, one of the workers at the museum said "Well, I heard some footsteps at night so, I made a cannon but, no one talked I just heard the sweeping of a broom. SO, I thought it was a worker." "I did too!" Said another worker. Then, all the workers started saying what they heard.
The melons came to the mountains the mountain started talking to the melons.
MELON JOKES ππ
Q: What happens to a watermelon when it's hot?
A: It's water melons out of it.
(melts)
Q: Why do watermelons have seeds?
A: So that they don't drown from the water in them!
Q: Why does a watermelon drown?
A: It's filled with water!
**FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS TO THE MELONS YOU SHOULD GUESS!**
MELMAZING<3 MELTASTIC <3 MELBYEBYE!
Sunday, February 18, 2018
Melons Flying **A New Series**
Genre: FICTION
One to five thousand years ago, melons were crawling over the earth.
They did not know how to FLY. They jumped, they still wouldn't start flying. They wanted to fly in case there was a dangerous creature that could jump high so they could fly higher!
Each year, humans would visit the crawling melons.
One year, a child said "These melons are cool crawling but, I wish they could fly!" When the child said that the melons all looked at each other with sad, desperate, and feeling unappreciated looks. After that, the melons kept crawling. They all crawled to the biggest melon but, instead they all saw the bright, green, and biggest melon rolled down the mountain and said, "Mooks mike me mould make m misit mo mhe mountains." TRANSLATION: Looks like we should take a visit to the mountains. **Melons start words with m's.** The melons left the museum of crawling melons when all the people were gone. Anyways, the melons were packing.
There were 5 more hours until the museum of crawling melons closed. They packed, they were in a hurry. The humans were actually interested. On the first hour, the brightest, greenest, biggest melon said "Murry mp!" **TRANSLATION: Hurry up!**
Then, after that they heard a loud 'BOOM!' all the melons started talking. **WHY DO THE MELONS START TALKING?**
MELON JOKES ππ
Q: What is a melon's favorite holiday?
A: Christmas, 'cause it's red and green!
Q: Why do watermelons have black seeds?
A: Because the watermelons also like black and dotted themselves with black.
Q: What is a watermelon's favorite liquid?
A: Water! Ha-ha.. Get it?
Q: What time do watermelons sleep?
A: Wone-O-Clock!
One to five thousand years ago, melons were crawling over the earth.
They did not know how to FLY. They jumped, they still wouldn't start flying. They wanted to fly in case there was a dangerous creature that could jump high so they could fly higher!
Each year, humans would visit the crawling melons.
One year, a child said "These melons are cool crawling but, I wish they could fly!" When the child said that the melons all looked at each other with sad, desperate, and feeling unappreciated looks. After that, the melons kept crawling. They all crawled to the biggest melon but, instead they all saw the bright, green, and biggest melon rolled down the mountain and said, "Mooks mike me mould make m misit mo mhe mountains." TRANSLATION: Looks like we should take a visit to the mountains. **Melons start words with m's.** The melons left the museum of crawling melons when all the people were gone. Anyways, the melons were packing.
There were 5 more hours until the museum of crawling melons closed. They packed, they were in a hurry. The humans were actually interested. On the first hour, the brightest, greenest, biggest melon said "Murry mp!" **TRANSLATION: Hurry up!**
Then, after that they heard a loud 'BOOM!' all the melons started talking. **WHY DO THE MELONS START TALKING?**
MELON JOKES ππ
Q: What is a melon's favorite holiday?
A: Christmas, 'cause it's red and green!
Q: Why do watermelons have black seeds?
A: Because the watermelons also like black and dotted themselves with black.
Q: What is a watermelon's favorite liquid?
A: Water! Ha-ha.. Get it?
Q: What time do watermelons sleep?
A: Wone-O-Clock!
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