So, they went outside and disguised Jim went on stilts to look like an adult and said: "I'm selling fruit I love selling fruit for this neighborhood I've done it for more than 30 years!" Jim said to the man. "I just started, I guess I should leave... NOT! Sorry young man but, I bet I've been selling for more years 50." The man smiled. "Well, I have a bunch of other friends and you can ask them how many years they have been selling fruit for this village!" Jim said impolitely, then Maya's mom came in and said: "My friend told me that you have been selling fruit for 50 years, I have been doing it for 70 years!" Said Maya's mom politely. "Oh, I was only going easy on the young one but, I've actually been selling for 100 years!" Said The man, they were still trying to get him out! "Well to bad! Because, my friend has been selling for longer than that! Maya had to make her self look old and sound like it.
"Hello, I have been selling fruit for 1111 years my friend told me about it." Maya said in an old voice with her back bending forward on her pole." Maya said sounding old. "Wow! You are old but to bad! Because, I was going easy on the others, I've been selling for 2000 years!" Said the man. "Oh, you don't look old or sound old!" Said Maya in an old voice. "Good point I've only been selling 110 years." I guess I'll leave..
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