Wednesday, June 10, 2020

e

”e”. A superior letter to sentences. Literally. See? See how many times e is in what I say. E is even in superior. I’d say e is the most used letter in most words. But how should I know? Supercalifragilistic. I see “e”. There is one thing, I use e a lot when I have no idea what to say.
EXAMPLE:
Person 1: That’s my apple sauce!
Person 2: NO! It’s mine! What do you mean you robber?!
Me, As a bystander: e
Yeah, I know this post seems really random. And it is. I just wondered about the letter e, and what if... there is more too it? Maybe it’s not just a letter... Think about it. Sometimes in life, there is a deeper meaning. Think about this, when you are rude or mean to someone. Why do you do it? For no reason? I don’t think so. Maybe cause of your past together or maybe because you are dealing with something and let your anger on them. If you really look INTO their past, you might see them ALREADY suffering. Deep meaning, aight?
   And you're probably thinking; well, how is a letter supposed to have a deep meaning? You just asked the question that gave us the answer. (If you did LOL) There really isn’t a meaning. You make the meaning yourself. So if you waited to the end for me to give the meaning. You’d realized it’s all useless. It’s a made up meaning. Still curious about it? Sure. I’ll tell you. Count all the e’s in this. Put that number down (the e’s after put that number down don’t doubt now) and put it backwards.  The exact age you can start drinking in America. Drinking what? Orange juice? Apple Juice? I don’t know! They didn’t make it clear, so make it whatever you want. Or... is there something I mentioned before...? Apple sauce. Exactly. What’s apple sauce? Ecuas elppa. Hmm.. reminds me of the scientific name for a horse. Equus Callabas. And is this by a coincidence? Apple Sauce has “e” at least once. So does horse. "e" is also a letter some use for RAGE. Remember how we got here? The letter e. The letter e means more than you think. Meanings are sometimes deeper than you think, even just for a word.

In the end, letters are letters and e will be what we see.