Sense of Humor #7

Dear Diary,

      I've had enough of humans! All they do is criticize people if they aren't good enough, the government and society make us do so much. And yet, even my parents helped humans. Humans treat them wrong. Just because we are different. I don't believe it. Humans only criticize. They assume. I hate humans. Even my mom... she doesn't... understand... I've seen her criticize creatures even if she thinks I don't. I hate my dad. I'm running away. He's also like the rest of them. Humans criticize, assume, and if you are different they try to do cruel things. Like bullying, staring, and just assuming that our lives are perfect. The society isn't good no matter how much humans try to pretend they are trying to change for the better, like, planting, no good, you still are using it for YOUR good. Monsters don't need homes. Monsters survived and adapt like animals, we don't chop down trees. We don't pollute the earth.  Us? We don't eat anything unless it's good or evil. What do I mean, you say? I mean we eat essences of good or evil. No wonder I don't eat normal 'human' food.
     Humans shouldn't criticize, you never know how someone's life is. You never know if you are making them miserable, don't assume. Just because we are different we are bad. You know what. I'm running. Out the door. Just to see what actual humans say to everyday things. Like someone walking by, with a disastrous haircut,
     Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Who's laughing, diary, you say? I said this to everyone at a comedy show, why are they laughing? They are cruel. That's why. They thought I did that to make them laugh. Goodbye, Diary.
Oh, and by the way I actually and running away from home, and I'm taking you with me.

Simplify.

Sand... just some grains of rock.
Water...?
Just some liquid.
Sun?
Just a star.
You see...
everything can be simplified into smaller parts.
Anything?
Maybe...
Some things can't
But, almost everything is made from parts.
Water bottle?
Plastic.
Try it yourself.
Try coming up with something that can't be simplified.
Since, I haven't thought of one yet.
...

Protons, Neutrons, and Electrons. SHOOT! Wait.. maybe not!

Lost ~ Episode One

...

Footsteps trace the floor...

[press space bar on your computer to make footstep sounds]          

Click.

The sound of a gun.

Instincts finally get to you.

Run.

Finding yourself in a jungle far away from HIM, you have only a backpack and some clothing.

And you knew this would happen someday.

You are lost.

What do you do?

Do what I did?

Maybe that's smart...

probably not.

Bam!

The monkey falls on your head.

You knew you shouldn't have FLED.

It points in a direction...?

It shows you to a cave of bananas?

Years pass... you survive with these monkeys.

Very playful.

Hunter come...

You have lost your sense of speaking..

They ask you to come as

they slaughter your best friends...

you go to court.

they send you into a homeless shelter.

Alone, aren't you?

Feel so sad...

Click.

The sound of the gun.

You know you must start over in

a different biome.

Always running away aren't you?

Starting over.

Finding Friends

Being slaughtered.

Hearing the sound of the gun.

and running away.

Like always.

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Sense of Humor #6

   Ok, so... you're PROBABLY thinking.. if the picture I saw... was of two really pale people... that they are ghosts? Right? If yes, you're wrong. I have no idea! I searched up.. I don't know why... 'really pale creature' weird pictures showed up.. the two people kind of looked like them but.. just.. more human-like and... pale..? They may have run away because they felt like they weren't wanted... but... I do realize I am pale... except i don't have weird teeth like them... Diary? I know... you can't talk to me.. and this is stupid but... I know... I sound stupid. Who makes it seem like their diary is alive? huh? I don't know... but.. I feel so idiotic. The pictures... keep flashing... NO! Is that... my parents... they are biting an innocent person.... wait! NO! That's not them... that's.. them! They're saving the person! Wait.. if they saved someone... why would they want to run away...?