Sense of Humor #5

   Now, after that big fight... Do you remember when I said people... were... staring..? People had spread the rumor that was true... it was that... I was adopted... somehow one of the people my mom's friend's son had seen the DNA results and found out the whole story by my mom and his mom. He found out that... I... I.. Didn't tell you before... but my "biological father" is my adoptive father... I just didn't want to go to into detail. I don't know what happened to my biological parents... but... I...I... I'm telling you the real story... I'm sorry I lied, I'm just worried someone might find you diary, and... whatever! But... my biological mother & father just--- disappeared! They were nowhere in sight... and the creepiest part.. was that... my last name is Mack so when the doctors looked for last names with Mack no records related to me showed up, the nursing home tried to take care of me but, eventually they just threw me out because they realized if I had no parents no one could pay the loan
And then... my 'biological father', they called him that from then on took care of me... and the rest is true... like the whole stepmother thing... but, most people thought I was a ghost... but, there is ONE thing I remember... :/ it's that... this picture in my mind of two faces that look a bit like me had no face... really pale... and transparent...

Sense of Humor #4

   After school, all I can think about is the people shouting at me saying... "Cut! Cut," "What did I say this time..? Sigh." "Is this really how you are going to show this movie to the world? Next time, try better. Your real life story... hmm... is that really how you feel, is that all you're gonna say--" Her producer shouts. "Mhm, it's a DIARY, what do you expect? I feel how I feel, period. Nothing else."  Why don't you tune in for the next episode. I am getting in a big fight with my producer. And, if you're confused... I am telling what ACTUALLY happened to me, I was forced to do a movie about my life, and my dad could really use the help because we could get a lot of money...

Sense of Humor #3

    So, you all know that thing where evil always loses and good always WINS! Right? Well, this story isn't very original at all because everyone make bad or sad stories now, well, almost. Anyways, continuing on. You are probably wondering if I have a dad... yes I do! My biological father actually.. Yes.. The woman at the beginning isn't my real mother.. she is in fact my stepmother, but she treats me like her actual daughter, my actual mom died several years ago due to.. who knows what... and, I feel like my actual mom wasn't like my real mom... she died because she thought she was to young to take care of me... seriously?
    She was nearly 30, that's normal.. or she could've been lying... she may've left for something else, but how do I know? She died shortly after. She left my dad all alone with me. I was 5 at the time, I didn't feel a bit of heartbreak on me, I barely knew this woman. She never changed my diaper or did anything for me even when I was a baby, even when she hadn't left. My dad did everything! My dad got over her quickly, saying that they only got married so that they didn't get bullied for being losers or loners with no friends, and they left otherwise. But, when there was a crowd, they quickly sprung back together. Then, a few days later, he met Alice, he met her at a cafe, she was kind and had shown dad that she was capable of taking care of a child, she was kind to me and made me smile and laugh, three weeks later, there was an engagement ring on her finger and a smile on my face. And now, I live with her. I am essentially fifteen... and I go to Henisville High School. And.. one day, I... saw the look on my mom's face... and the bump on her tummy, "Where the heck did you eat?" I say, confused. Nearly crying, she says "You're going to have a baby brother.." before I can say a word, she hugs me, crying. I start crying too..


                                                  m o n t h s   l a t e r...
  I'm ten minutes away from freaking out... my mom doesn't say a word with a baby in her hands and then, her eyes open. We walk home slowly... but suddenly when I got back to school... I have faces... staring at me, Everyone looking at me weirdly.. what's their problem...?